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Monkeys infected with COVID-19 escape truck after accident
Monkeys infected with herpes and COVID-19 escaped a truck that overturned in Jasper County.
Oct 28
Deranged teacher makes troubling assassination gesture during 'No Kings' protest
Meet Lucy Martinez.
Oct 20
Hunting stand found with clear line of sight to Trump's Air Force One exit ramp
Fox News
Oct 20
Billionaire toy maker wrongly identified as that guy convicted of possessing child sex material
If you’re a billionaire making children’s toys, the last thing you want is to be wrongly identified as a convicted wealthy person who secured a reduced…
Oct 16
Not surprised: Voters say VIOLENCE needed to 'Fix' New Zealand
Why are we not surprised by this?
Oct 14
Kiwis don't want gene tech bill, but the government is going ahead anyway
GE HONESTY — 97% of Kiwis said NO to the Gene Tech Bill. But the Government’s just ignored you - recommending they push it through anyway. The Health…
Oct 13
OPINION: Protests are very much like war. There's nothing peaceful about it
Protests are sold as peaceful, democratic expressions of free speech, but let’s call them what they really are: calls for war.
Oct 11
OPINION: Repeated viral events expose intentional algorithm amplification to distort reality
Few moments rival the sight of New Zealand Parliament erupting into a thunderous haka, right after a new MP’s debut speech, only for the Speaker to…
Oct 11
Low voter turnout in NZ local government elections 2025
Well that was expected..
Oct 11
North Korea welcomes British citizens fleeing Keir Starmer's dictatorship
Has things got that bad in the UK?
Oct 10
Congresswoman claims CCP was behind Charlie Kirk's assassination
Politicians are at it again..
Oct 10
Trump meets with canadian prime minister to discuss merger of canada with United States
Canada’s Prime Minister Mark Carney is visiting the White House to discuss trade deals, and before he got carried away, Trump reminded him why he was…
Oct 7
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