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Stressed adults turn to pacifiers to soothe themselves
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Aug 7
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Annoying pets can now be sent to this Danish zoo as food for predators
Have you got an annoying pet that doesn’t listen, ruins things, and has an attitude?
Aug 5
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Israel's far-right government has gone too far
It is pretty obvious by now that the response from Israel’s far-right government, to October 7 attacks, was fueled by rage and revenge, which is exactly…
Aug 4
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July 2025
Hulk Hogan is suddenly dead at 71
What just happened?
Jul 25
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Trump unimpressed with Jerome Powell on Federal Reserve building renovations
So Trump brought out the “developer from New York” personality when he visited the Federal Reserve building with Jerome Powell to assess the…
Jul 25
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Texas pastor says the worst tyrant is one who thinks they're on a mission from God
James Talarico, a Texas pastor went on The Joe Rogan Experience and said: the worst tyrant is one who believes they’re on a mission from god.
Jul 25
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Watch out: Trump enters the 'grumpy old retard' phase
Trump’s second term is starting to catch up with him after a diagnosis of Chronic Venous Insufficiency.
Jul 20
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10 headlines that should be satire but aren't
Here are 10 headlines from real world events today that should be satire!
Jul 13
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10 headlines that should be satire but aren't
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Why it makes sense for students to use AI during exams
We live in a world where artificial intelligence is writing code, driving cars, and probably making better decisions than most of the world’s human…
Jul 10
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Colossal Bioscience is bringing back the extinct moa
De-extinction tech startup Colossal Bioscience, that brought back the dire wolf, has announced its latest project: bringing back the extinct moa.
Jul 9
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The gap between campaign rhetoric and performance is frustrating, and the lies will only get louder!
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Jul 8
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The gap between campaign rhetoric and performance is frustrating, and the lies will only get louder!
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Karoline Leavitt joins the "elite lying club" with Karine Jean-Pierre. Remember her?
Remember when Biden’s press secretary KJP lied to us everyday?
Jul 8
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