Elon knows that if he doesn't start a new political party, a bankrupt America will follow him to Mars.
Buckle up, chimps, because Elon Musk is out trying to save America from itself. This time, it’s not through electric cars, reusable rockets, or brain chips.
No, the billionaire is eyeballing the cesspool of Washington politics, threatening to start a brand-new political party, the “America Party,” because current leaders are certainly going to get America bankrupt, and a bankrupt world leader is not what you want following you to Mars with their hands out, begging for a bailout.
And if you think this is just Elon being Elon, think again—this is a man who’s not just building spaceships but has a vision for a new human society on a new planet.
Let’s rewind. Musk didn’t just wake up one day and decide to go to war with Republicans on the Big Beautiful Bill. His descent into the politics started with a growing realisation that the U.S. government’s spending is getting worse, and there is only the Republican party that can stop the madness. But soon, he realised that the Republicans are politicians too, and that in 2024, they were merely campaigning on government spending because it was trendy, and they used it to win the elections.
Musk believes that the Big Beautiful Bill is packed with more pork than a luau. Why? Because he’s not just worried about Earth’s balance sheet—he’s got his eyes on Mars, and he doesn’t want a financially ruined America dragging its debt-ridden carcass to the Red Planet; just like Europe relying on America forever.
Musk’s beef with the bill isn’t just about dollars and cents. It’s about a deeper principle: fiscal sanity as the foundation for a future where humanity isn’t just surviving but thriving as a multi planetary species.
While Trump is playing hardball with Europe by pulling out of funding them (NATO), Musk is protecting his vision for Mars, making sure it doesn’t turn into a socialist welfare state, because a bankrupt government coupled with socialist leaders and woke A.I will certainly follow him to Mars.
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