British police thought this was a great idea for a recruitment ad: you're under arrest habibi!

Allahu akbar!

The British Police is officially recruiting from the gang-rape pool, guessing from their latest recruitment advert.

Assalam O Alaikum, I am Sergeant Yusuf Mehdi. For 20 years I have been a member of the Met police

They obviously need people with experience to catch the bad guys.. ehem.. the gang rapers.. ehem.. cough.. I meant, just normal bad guys!

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