Here are 10 headlines from real world events today that should be satire!
Feisty flamingos shut down production of risotto in Italy
Fetish alert raised after smelly cheese sells for over $42,000 at NYC auction
Student makes stinky prom entrance from a porta potty
Snake found in plane's cargo hold
A chihuahua needed rescue high in the Swiss Alps
Humanoid robot soccer league has kicked off in Beijing
Small child climbs into claw machine
California woman's home flooded with unwanted Amazon packages
Jannik Sinner’s serve interrupted by fan’s champagne cork at Wimbledon
Woman drives car into ocean while trying to 'park at the beach' in New Zealand
There you have it. Share your best headlines in the comment below;